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“MERRY CHRISTMAS, fuckface!” Signed, a loving Christian

December 31, 2011

You’ve got to love the Christlike attitude of these Christians. Especially ones like those who sent hate mail to the Daily Kos website in 2011. Kos has posted his Saturday hate mail-a-palooza, best of the year edition, and people are voting on the ones they like best.

I really, really wanted to vote for a different one, but could not resist this Christian, speaking in the loving, forgiving, turn-the-other-cheek voice of Jesus Christ himself:

Hey heres something for ya: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Please note its not “happy holidays” or “kinky kwanza” or “holy hanuckah” or any of that

pc-liberal-left bullshit. It’s MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! And I hope your not too stuoid to realize that there’s the “CHRIST” in “Christmas”? DO you know why?? Because CHRISTmsa is about JESUS CHRIS, not faggot marriage or whatever it is that you celebrate. Aamerica is a CHRISTIAN country and it celebrtaes CHRISTMAS and if you got a problem with thatyou can always move to communist china where Jesus is illegal.Dumbass libs will never undersatnd that real americnas will always prerfer JESUS over the liberal chritmas (which is mostly abortions and drug use and singing songs about misters Marx and Stalin). I think its fucking hilarious that libs always get angry wehn someone says MERRY CHRISTMAS! You bettet get used to it cause this is a CHRISTIAN countyr and not a socialist country! youi know what you should ask for CHRISTMAS? A president whos not a racist and a communist! Good luck with that (BaracKKK Obama – killing whitey since 2008)!!

SO again MERRY CHRISTMAS homo!!! And i hope that offends you!









Cantcha just hear Jesus talking there? “Asshole!!! Asshole!!! Asshole!!!” Such holiness and godliness. Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. – Matt. 7:21-23

Or perhaps, to put it more succinctly: Jesus wept.


One Comment leave one →
  1. Mark permalink
    December 31, 2011 6:56 pm

    Words. Fail.

    And I mean that literally!

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