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Whited Sepulchre Grant Storms

February 28, 2011

Grant Storms, pedophile

Grant Storms hates gay people, but oh, those children…

This self-styled pastor regularly protests gay celebrations in New Orleans. Clearly he’s not into the guys. But this righteous Christian man who lectures everybody else on the kind of sex they should enjoy appears to get his jollies in a different way entirely.

The Rev. Grant Storms, a Christian fundamentalist best known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested for allegedly masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

…two witnesses said they saw Storms through the open windows of his van masturbating himself while watching children on the playground, the report said.

See more information in the New Orleans Times-Picayune article, Southern Decadence protest leader booked with masturbating at Metairie park.

Yep. I’m sure Jesus and Paul, both, would approve of his self-righteous crusade, and of how he, um, allegedly relaxes when he’s off-duty.

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